Saturday, January 2, 2010

Wal-Mart is Dead

New years day and I'm in Wal-Mart.  My heater went out in the studio so I treked down to get a new one.  If you don't know me you would think I love Wal-Mart by the countless hours I spend there.  In truth I'm just trying my best not to return a crappy product.   Sometimes I get paranoid with all the cameras staring at me.   If I spend too much time on a certain aisle I feel like they send the secret shopper around to see me.  Trust me my moms friends with one.... they do exist.  Maybe my paranoia comes from that time when I was with a friend who sorta plotted to steal a Nintendo cartridge.  Yep.  To make a long story short... I chickened out and later saw him crying with his arm locked in the firm grip of a security guard.  He got a years probation and I got a lifetime of supermarket shame.  We were about 9 years or younger of age.  Yeah that just about nipped theft in the bud for me.  So the point was....  Happy New year and can you believe how empty that aisle is?  

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5 comments:

  1. KathyJanuary 2, 2010 at 5:26 AM

    No, I can't believe how empty it was. Isn't half the store on Clearance? Where was everybody?

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  2. CalebJanuary 2, 2010 at 10:11 AM

    Whew, thought u were gonna tell one of our stories. :)

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  3. AngelaJanuary 2, 2010 at 3:40 PM

    It must be a Christmas miracle!

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  4. Creative CoquetteJanuary 3, 2010 at 3:36 PM

    I've only been to a Walmart once for 5 min.

    It was in Park City, Utah. I was revamping my friend's vacation condo in a week. Felt like I was on one of those HGTV shows minus the crew.

    Decided I needed to paint a few walls so went to Walmart to get a t-shirt & shorts on the cheap. Walked in & was overwhelmed beyond belief with the massiveness. Lucky for me, there were t-shits & shirts hanging on a rack just as you walked in. Thank god, like I said I only had a week :P

    I hear so much about Walmart yet I've never lived anywhere close to one and still don't.

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  5. AH-BREE HOLE-MANJanuary 9, 2010 at 11:48 PM

    Coquette: be thankful you DON'T live next to one. We HAVE to go there... it's all we have! It's like a huge dollar store full of gimmicks that pass for merchandise.. like I said.. I spend so much time there trying not to have to return a piece of junk.

    Caleb: I wouldn't dare! ha ha!

    Kathy: Folks were broke! Me included...

    Angela: "Wal Marts" ha haa hha!

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