Why is it that people who have so little to say.. say so much? I hate when people call me on the phone and say.. "uh... what are you doing?" I'm always like: "I'm F.*#ing working.... what about you!??" Which I never actually say... I just say it to other friends when we're discussing people who just won't shut up or just stay glued to the phone..I've hated the telephone ever since I can remember.... When I was a child, I would get so frustrated when people in the movies let the phone ring more than 3 times... Four times and I'd just have to shout out, "Pick up the phone dummy!"
Angela (aka: my wife alias: Pickles on Pizza) and I finally got it all figured out a few years ago.. We would turn the ringer off the phone... have the answering machine answer it... and have the volume on the answering machine turned down between 0 and 1. Even then when I'd walk in the door from wherever it was that I came from, I'd see the answering machine light blinking and just get furious.. "Don't these people have lives or jobs or something?"
Anyway, to make a long story short.. We got rid of the home phone.. and got these cell phones instead.. Now it's inescapable!ONe thing I can surely promise you all out there... I will never NEVER Ever EVER ever.. call you UNLESS... I really have something to say or someone has died.. til then... SEE YA WHEN I SEE YA!
PEACE BE WITH YOU..
